Lab-Grown Meat: A Meaty Controversy
In a move straight out of a dystopian satire, Florida has banned lab-grown meat. Governor Ron DeSantis, a…
May 2024
Quantum Block Party
In a surprising tech crossover, the Prince and Princess of Japan have launched a new game in Minecraft…
Bank’s Typo Catastrophe
A minor typo has caused a major financial meltdown at Star Bank. The incident is making waves across…
Snake Stalking Spectacle
Florida’s annual Everglades python hunt is back. Hunters will gather from August 9 to 18 to battle these…
Estonian Spy Games
Estonia is on a roll. They’ve nabbed the most spies. They might as well open a spy museum.…
2024 Miss Michigan Spleen USA
Kelly McLeod, a senior at Uranus High School, won the 2024 Miss Michigan Spleen USA title. This 44-year-old…
The Great Bitcoin Heist
In a plot straight out of a techno-thriller, a Boston-based company named HashLabsAI has claimed victory over the…
The Great Airbag Mystery
Once upon a time, in the distant land of Guadeloupe, a Citroën C3 decided to play a deadly…
Shockingly Electrifying News
MIT spinout Boston Metal, now known as Tokyo Copper, has discovered a new way to make metal with…
A Day of Nothing: Truly Bizarre
In a shocking turn of events, absolutely nothing happened in New York City yesterday. This unprecedented occurrence left…